Weather can't make it's bloody mind up here. Sun comes out, then it pishes of rain and it certainly isn't warm. Anyway it's that time again. What are we all up to this weekend? Weather permitting I'm taking my daughter to the Peterculter Gala. Sunday - nae idea yet. Maybe continue with my autobiography. It's a winner.
**** me. It's all gone dark here and we now have ****in hailstones. Still must look on the bright side - we don't have any volcanoes nearby. ****!!
I think that went out a few years ago. I remember I won two goldfish down at Codonas when I was a wee boy. Named them Pinky and Perky. They died almost immediately and I buried them in the back garden with two lollipop sticks each shaped as a cross. I have always been an emotional chap.
Man or woman? Man and it'll be mid-life crisis and talk of buying a motor bike. Woman and it'll be tears before the night's out.
Never been one for Birthday parties to be honest. It's just another day and another year. I did take my folks and the kids out for a meal on my 50th though and that was great.
Ah you should go Dev- I'm told it's always nice to celebrate your grandchildren's birthdays with them I will be out walking during the day tomorrow then off to a concert in Islington with my sister in the evening I may have a few beers on Sunday
No.And you don't get Teddy Boys hanging out by the dodgems either. Oh wait, that was fairgrounds. Still.
Ahhh, funfairs. Remember the bent sights on the air rifles, the blunt darts that you had to throw at an over sized playing card (mounted on a teak backboard) and kids wandering around with Giant Teddy bears they had apparently won at one of these scam stalls, but who in actual fact were the children of the thieving Gypsy bastards. Happy days
Nah, the Giant Teddy bears were winnable alright. 48 goes at £1 a shot got you a synthetic nylon ted stuffed with flammable toxic waste, worth about 3 quid down the market.
