Match Day Thread Pre-Season Friendlies 2018

I’m going jumps racing at Fontwell today.

A beautiful NH course in the heart of the Sussex countryside

 

Travelling by train is for real men who want to have a beer

 

What part of Sussex, I might have some of that.

 

Near to Don’s six bedroom mansion.

I might pop in for a cuppa.

 

We know that Ivor reads this site every day - he likes to check on how all of his best posters are getting on since they departed en masse from ITTV.

Only one has defected back, to my knowledge.

 

He'll still be in bed.

I take it the poor folk of Arundel will have to put up with your ghastly blue suit

 

I'd like to go back on but Ivor does not play nicely.

It looks like Jeddez has defected, he's not been on there recently. Or possibly got pepper sprayed at Shrewsbury with Ivor

 

I’m wearing a check jacket today & a new pink shirt from Jermyn St - dressed for the occasion

 

Are you plotting another coup @Royston Vasey & elf?

 

Pink? Oh dear.

 

To my knowledge, of the principled ITTV defectors we still have Don, Dick, Inky, Ponders, Billy, Elfs, Royston & Slack on here.

Imagine how much better ITTV would be with that bunch still posting on there. Unfortunately Ivor only allows stooges to post...

 

F*** that, Mr van Gerwen blew my cover last time.

 

I’m down you way today Don - lovely Fontwell

 

Getting us back on would get Williamson/Major twitching in his wheelchair from Canada

 

I'd tag along but I don't do cars, and certainly don't associate with people wearing Pink.

 

There is not actually an Iron Curtain complete with guard dogs and watch towers dividing a strip of neutral ground between not606 and ITTV.
It just seems that way.
You can trust Mr Kim 'Lardiman' Philby on this...

 

Have fun. Are you taking Elf with you? Kids are let in for free today.

 

There is an Iron Curtain unfortunately, because Paul May overstepped the mark in personal threats and abuse aimed at people on this site and worse still, their families.

 

There is, Ivor does not allow "amateur humans" on his board.

 

"Daddy, can I have an ice cream please?"