Celtic v Rangers, at the SOL on Friday night, and we play the winners on Sunday ... ... now that's what you call a jolly weekend
We once went down for a night match and the police had closed all the pubs after there'd been a clart on the previous game. We walked around for ages and came across a queue of women going into the Granada bingo. We persuaded them to sign us in and sit with us ... ... to cap it all the beer was subsidised, I won a full house and one of the lads got a waank from the best looking one