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Pre Match Drinks.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Agent Bruce, Sep 23, 2012.

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  1. Agent Bruce

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    Think I'll head into Town early and make my way straight to Shearer's to try and get settled in before the masses arrive. I'm sure if Tash is there early he'll be getting the drinks in for everybody so it'll be worth getting your skates on and taking advantage of his generosity.

    Might tempt fate and put my new 'lucky' top on.
     
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    I may put my 'lucky wig' on... :)
     
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    Somebody's bound to have something lucky to wear that'll work the oracle.

    Maybe if you wear your lucky false teeth that'll help. Hope you haven't dropped them in the stable in all the horse muck.
     
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    this is my lucky outfit.

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    If you don't pull with that on, you'll never pull.
     
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    Killer Heels! <laugh>

    At least you're certain to get a seat on the Metro, probably a whole carriage.:wink:
     
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    If you'd worn that against Villa we would have won and I'd have known who you were in Shearer's instead of spending 45 minutes asking every bugger " are you Alberts Chip Shop?"
     
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    Once seen never forgotten, you'll remember him the next time you're up. <ok>
     
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    Errr, I've just remembered I can't make this match, so, err, good luck and have fun. <ok>
     
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    Chicken!
     
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    Yup!
     
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    You'd be safe, they'd never let him into the ground with that on.

    I've heard some of the security staff are into that kind of thing and they'd keep him behind for a strict body search.
     
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    Next time you are up mate.. send me a text or bell me... I'll PM you my number now so you have it.
     
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    today... I'll be in shearers mostly sporting a pair of these....

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    plus my new home top.... and my hair will be in a fin shape.... in fact some reckon I look and act like this guy (but a bit blonder) but I can't see it..

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