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Pre Election Budget

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Mar 18, 2015.

  1. gas

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    Wos recon?

    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ozzie skelping it out the park once again.

    Britain is back <party>
     
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  3. Toby

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    Most of it is pish :frown:

    It's just aimed at getting old people to vote for them.
     
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  4. VenomPD

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    Red Ed finally saying something that makes sense:

    "It's a recovery for the few from the government of the few"

    <applause>
     
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    Tories for this bisexual.
     
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  7. Mick

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    Think he may have saved ER's job with the oil tax cut.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Give with one hand, take with the other.

    Pretty much like every other budget.
     
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  9. VenomPD

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    Only spastics and the terminally useless were getting paid off anyway Mick.

    So ER might still get sacked. <whistle>
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hiny looked yet....

    ...how much did they hammer booze and tobacco? <grr>
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

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    Wine up 5% and cigs up 7%
     
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  12. gas

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    Beer duty cut by 1p, cider by 2p, whisky by 2p. Wine duty frozen = Happy Gambol

    Tobacco and gaming taxes to remain unchanged = Happy Gas

    New "horse racing betting right"= Happy Ed

    Petrol duty frozen - September's planned increase scrapped= Unhappy ER

    <somersault>

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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :grin:

    #bunchaflowers
     
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  15. Toby

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    The sad thing is that the Tories think cutting 1p off a pint is going to allow the plebs to enjoy themselves.

    They're so ****ing out of touch it's unreal.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whoo hoo! 1p off a pint! Am going out tonight to enjoy myself.
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

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    Me too seeing as it will now only cost £3.97 in my hotel bar.

    Apart from that wonderful budget by a wonderful Chancellor.
     
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    cant wait for UKIP to win the election.

    the shake up this country requires.
     
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  19. Toby

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    ER = manky old crusty *****poof.

    <ok>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You own an Hotel? I didny know that.
     
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