Now that Pouchy has been revealed as a six fingered Mackem the Mods (me) have decided action has to be taken against him for his deceitful, hurtful behaviour towards all of the loyal Toon fans on this Board. As we know Pouchy loves a poll (or was it a pole, his significant other is after all a pole dancer at the Little Black Book) so before Pouchy is dragged before the Mods (HDQ loves a good dress) I feel it is only fair to allow all posters, including Pouchy, to suggest an appropriate sanction. All suggestions will be given careful consideration and Chippy may try one or two of them out first before a final decision is made. The winning poster will get to spend all his money at the Earl on the Mods.
Buy him a season ticket for the SOL ....................... watching that ****e, pretty much on his own, will be punishment enough.
Burn the ****er, then put the fire out with a baseball bat then smother the smoke with his filthy piss stained red and white top!
Send him to Australia by convict ship to spend the rest of his days with the real Fredor. Change his User profile so he cant change his mame ever again just after changing it to Cryin Bri.
Pouchy is a top bloke, me and him got on like a house on fire at the Alan Pardew appreciation dinner last week. It's you lot that behave like c@nts, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
