Posters Of The North (England by the way, not Scotland)

Whay are you all such a bunch of saddo wasters living out your Lowry dreams with flat caps and warm beers.

You even have the distinction of being more mean than your average scotch.

Plus all the towns are in black and white.

Come on, at least drag yourself into at least the 19th Century.

You're letting the rest of Britain down flat cappers

 

Let the Northerners have independance. We've still got Hadrian's wall to keep them out.

It'll be like the Germanic tribes down there.

They could have Middlesbrough as their capital.

 

We'll set our vastly superior mass murderers on you if you're not careful, Scotchman.

 

Dennis Neilsen would knock **** out of Harold Shipman.

 

mass murderers? like who?

 

I'm not sure about that, Scotland is well up the "serial killer" league. Probably top if you include serial killers with Scottish ancestry.

 

we have tobin

 

Sawney Bean would batter all northeners. Then ****ing eat them!

 

Fred West learned his trade in Glasgow

 

Bible John
Peter Tobin
Robert Black
Peter Manuel
The Krankies.

 

serial killers are different from mass murderers

 

Then we have no one in Scotchland.

 

Pedantic ****

 

I was going to say that but I went for the easy option.

 

It's the dullness of Northern Englandshire that gets me. It's like you're still living in the 17th Century.

It's little wonder OOP NORTH has the highest suicide rate in western civilisation.

Ecky thump indeed.

Bunch of degenerate inbreds.

 

and you were wrong

 

Incorrect, I was right on both accounts.

 

he use to live just along the road from where i live now

 

Did you ever hear banging from his van?

 

I was a friend of Caroline's Hogg's cousin when she went missing. Horrible time.