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Post Olympic Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by PleaseNotPoll, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Nadzeya Ostapchuk, the Belarusian shot putter who beat all of her opponents by roughly 6 miles, has unsurprisingly failed a drugs test.
    A banned substance was found in her blood stream, thought to be a massive pair of hairy bollocks.

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    PleaseNotPoll, Aug 13, 2012
  2. Sanj

    Sanj Well-Known Member

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    What the **** is that? <yikes>
     
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    Sanj, Aug 13, 2012
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    If it transpires that it is a woman Ah Wid but I require total proof before I go down on her, licking her piss flaps and teasing her clit<ok>
     
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    gas, Aug 13, 2012
  4. RAVENBLACK

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    Her flaps would probably be like granite.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 13, 2012
  5. gas

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    Wouldn't suprise me if she kept her favourite shot putt ball up her **** for safe keeping.
     
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    gas, Aug 13, 2012
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She's got a ready made career in Benidorm with an act like that.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 13, 2012
  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The real testing 'Wid Yes' will be coming up soon with the Paralympics.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 13, 2012
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Naw and never respectively.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 13, 2012
  10. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    You're a wrong 'un.
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 13, 2012

  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Ah wid. She's rerr.
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 13, 2012
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Like an ugly Daphne Broon on steroids.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 13, 2012
  13. irishgreen

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    Ben wid but he/she would most likely turn him down.
     
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    irishgreen, Aug 13, 2012

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