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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    So what overused gems will fall out of the clubs (or SM's) mouth after today's hammering?

    I think these bad boys will get aired....

    'we're in this together'
    'the team will need to take a long hard look at themselves'
    'we need to pick ourselves up'


    Let's all laugh at Newcastle..... :)
     
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  2. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Mcclaren.... " up until they scored we looked like winning the game".....

    Mcclaren.... " I thought Mitro had a shocking performance on the bench, lacked any effort at all".....

    Mcclaren..... " I honestly thanked my lucky stars that Ashley called me when I was unemployed..... I was about to sign on but he offered me minimum wage to try and pretend to be gazza"...

    Mcclaren....." Pardew left me a crap squad, its his fault and I think the toon army should blame Pardew"....

    I could do this all day!
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    'Cath the tea lady was a big miss for us this season'
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Newcastle boss Steve McClaren on Sky Sports:

    "We made individual errors, the killer goal was the fourth. We wanted a reaction, I think we got that. The players were focused, we made some errors.It is about working for each other, winning your duels and after the third goal we didn't do that, we can't have that, it is disappointing.

    "We have to bring the fans what they want and that is not it. We have 25 games to go, we are in a relegation fight, no doubt about that, but we have to work hard on the training field.

    "We are not getting over the disappointments. Don't go down, keep fighting, do your jobs.

    "You are going to get adversity, we have lots of experience of losing games. We knew it would be difficult. We have had 13 games, we know where we are. We have 25 games and have this group to work for.

    "That us not us, that is not Newcastle United, that is not what we expect, what the fans expect. That is not good enough."
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    The problem is Steve that IS us at the minute.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    weasel words.
     
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  7. General Lee Speaking

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    24 games to go Steve FFS. He really is clueless.
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

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    We've got enough in that dressing room? Well why not put them on the pitch
     
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  9. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    We wanted a reaction and we got that? Really, McLaren must be truly flipping psychic because he is seeing what no bugger else is.
    What reaction, except the usual head drop and give up kind of one.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    I stopped reading after the first line - "the killer goal was the fourth"
    So the KILLER goal was the FOURTH! FOURTH, FFS we were already dead.
    Maclaren listen to yourself man! <laugh>
     
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    Might get that printed along my scarf
     
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  12. TurkeyToon

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    The only good thing is that we will be on live telly quite a bit for the rest of the season, as the TV vultures hover over every game whilst waiting for the club to breathe it dying breath. It so bad its actually quite funny now. I no longer care, I`ve given up and lost all hope that this squad of footballers can turn it around. I`m just going to sit back and like some sick voyeur, watch the final death throes of NUFC.!
     
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  13. clockstander

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    Actuall your squad is not that bad, it is all about confidence and organisation, a decent manager and you will be in with a chance, as we are now, theres a long way to go, but get rid of this Wally sooner rather than later.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

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    Exactly. I posted about this yesterday, I was absolutely pissing myself laughing. I rewound it three or four times just to amuse myself. What a legend.

    He makes Pardew look like a media friendly genius.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    I'm finding it hard to give a **** anymore and I still don't think we have reached our true bottom feedery yet. I sense we could get smashed by even more goals in the Liverpool and Spurs games.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We will concede a record amount this year in a single game.
     
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  17. Rick O'Shea

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    More than the record we set against you?
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    SAFC set a good NE benchmark with 8 Indy. We will concede 10.
     
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  19. Rick O'Shea

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    Safc set a better one by scoring the most in an away fixture. Remember?
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    No indy. Do you?
     
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