It must be a recent photo, preferably one taken just before you make the post. I will kick things off, even though - to put it in Commie's words - I am a fat sweaty mess. If I do, will any of you have the guts to follow?
There's more pictures off me on here already, than there ever will be off you. Stop being so precious ffs
As I say, Commie, I'm prepared to post a very recent photo - taken tonight, in fact - if others are willing to join in. Come on, lads! If this fat sweaty mess is prepared to entertain public ridicule (voluntarily, this time), why shouldn't you lot? At the end of the day, what is pride, yeah?
No joking this time @brb. I think if we all know what one another looks like, we'd get along a lot better. We've seen photos of Commie and Matth - and one of me take about 6 years ago when I was a fat sweaty mess (although, I still am, to be fair) - so the taboo has already been lifted.
I can assure you that you haven't, mate. Although, to be fair, that brick of lard is a lot slimmer than I am. So, what does everyone say, yeah? I'm prepared to voluntarily undergo ridicule (no arguments, this time, and no calling the cops), and if this wobbly plate of jelly is prepared to do that, none of you well-honed hunks need have any worries. Trust me on this. Do we have a deal?
But those photos are scattered here there and everywhere, and some are hidden away in secret PMs. The point of this thread is for EVERYONE to post at least one recent photo of themselves, regardless as to how embarrassing it may be - and, remember, none will be as embarrassing as mine, especially when you see the size of my arse now! I've had to have my jeans specially made. Sure, my arse looks "normal" size, but you can tell it's not, because my feet are tiny. My arms, too - they're like Elton John's arms. So, is everyone up for this? It's a real chance for us all to bond.
It seems hiag is insecure. Half the Sunderland board know me. I'm not so shy about this stuff. Hiag is insecure. Like a chubby child with no mates.
We had a thread like this once on the safc board. It turned out one off the best threads ever. This one won't.
Really, I'm not, Commie. I've come to terms with how I look. I'm a fat, heaving, mass of blubber. I know that. And I'm proud of it. I'm prepared to share that with everyone. Indeed, I want us all to share our embarrassments, together. I reckon it's what we all need to bring us all together as one big family. Heck, Pixie might have a massive nose, and I could say, "Hey! Snorty! What you so sniffy about?" and we'd all fall about laughing, and have a new-found respect for one another. What would it matter, at the end of the day? This is something we can all share together.
Have faith, Commie. With you and me sponsoring this thread - together, backs to the wall - how can it fail?
