Post A Confession

as a bit of a joke, post a funny secret or confession.
Obviously not wierd stuff like "i once ****ed a otter"

normal tings blood

so here's mine

please dont think no less of what you already do of me but...... i like chick flicks......

now post yours below, lets see who has the worse

 

I have a drink problem

 

i cried when we lost the play offs.. all of em..

;(

 

You shagged an otter shiny?

 

you beat me to it

 

she said she was just hairy

 

mehhh she looked like cheryl cole after a few jaggermiesters woke up and it was cheryl the mole so all in all a pretty good night

 

was that the accident you had the other night??

 

no that was chris's mum, might as well been an otter

 

your only saying that because he is not here lol

anyway, i have been with his mum, no otter. you must of been with his great gran who is an otter lol thats distgusting you sick bastard. how old will you go?

 

wouldn't matter if he was here, he will only fade away for another month

and depends how much alchypops i have the older they are they better BJ's they give, no teeth

yeah this is getting sick now

 

i confess it was me who let the dogs out

in all seriousness i in love with a gas head and don't mind being out with her if she has a gas top on

 

Fair play dirty it must be love. I would disown my son if he ever put a city shirt on!!

My confession is that i once wore a City shirt all day in work for charity (i still have the rash)

 

Is this the chick who said to you 'kiss me where it smells funny' so you took her down the Mem?

 

hell no i aint going down there i have standards