Possibly the poorest defence ever

A Catholic priest has been given three years in jail for sexually assaulting a teenage boy at a children's home in west London between 1979 and 1981. Anthony McSweeney, 68, abused the 15-year-old between 1979 and 1981 while working at Grafton Close Children's Home in Hounslow.The priest was investigated as part of a police probe into allegations of a *****phile ring at the home.

Earlier in the trial, the priest confessed to jurors he had watched children in the shower and collected indecent videos of children.The priest said he watched footage featuring boys as young as 10 on a home cinema with his friend John Stingemore, who died before the trial.

But but he denied molesting boys when they sat on his lap, claiming he was too fat to fit a teenager on him.

 

<Takes note>

 

Was expecting a thread about the Stirling Albion back line of the 70s

 

Not as poor a defence as Brazil against Germany in the World Cup.

 

Surely a really fat man could get more than one teenager on him? I suppose it all depends how fat the teenagers are though.

 

It seems to me..................................you lived your life like a candle in the wind...........................

 

Being morbidly obese didn't seem to be a problem for Cyril Smith and he was Pud-sized.

 

That's true

 

Or Tottenham Hotspur under Ossie Ardiless.

 

Yeah that was also what I was gonna say.

 

He went for small kids

Use

Abuse

And eat like a large chicken (on on each fist)

 

Cryril ****in wishes...