..........but will it be enough to tempt Vince Tan to sell out? Neil Harris shaking in his boots at the prospect of a new regime in control, as Dalman negotiates a deal to stay on.
The winning ticket holder wishes to remain anonymous and is not prepared to declare the actual winnings to avoid begging letters.
Meeting arranged with Tan - he's flying in to Blaengarw Airport tomorrow if they can clear the sheep in time. No agenda discussed other than what's for dinner. It's been decided to meet at Beales Park Fish Bar to thrash out a deal over a nice Cod and Chips. He declined at first because he didn't know what Cod was - he was worried someone had mis-spelled Covid. Rumour is he's willing to sell the majority of his shares as long as the prospective purchaser takes on Dalman - that could be the deal breaker. Ken Choo will attend, but is expected to sit in the background as an adviser on the financial implications as he thought Cod meant cash on delivery. All in all, a momentous day for City in the making - could be the start of something really big - that's Masky's New Year's wish when he looks at his todger. PS - this Talisker Skye is bloody good stuff......
Hey, don’t go bad mouthing my todger, though Clingon can (no offence pal)! Todger for hire....easy terms!
Brilliant sparkey Is it you sparkey or are you saying Porthcawl? Is it true that Dalman has to delay negotiations due to an outbreak of measles in his family. They look like 101 dalmanations. It'll be a hard situation for some to swallow (no maskey) so when eating make sure Choo chews. (Well that's trains and planes done). sparkey in!
I can't divulge the actual ticket holder's name as there's a dispute between him that holds it, and her who paid for it......... I can confirm however, that the amount involved is unlikely to persuade Mr. Tan to devolve his investment in the club although he should be alright for the Cod and Chips.
Once again, I can't divulge the name of the ticket holder nor the amount and will just make one pertinent comment on this "gambling" business. I don't know if luck runs in streaks (not the nude kind), but I put 40 quid on both teams scoring in the Brighton/Wolves game last night @ 11/10...
Well, Vince has arrived. He touched down safey at Blaengarw Aerodrome on a flight arranged by Willy McKay after a near miss with an old slag heap - unfortunately, we didn't get the names of the slags. His motorcade has travelled down the Garw Valley through Pontycymmer and Bryncethin, and is on schedule to arrive at Beales Park Fish Bar in Porthcawl at lunchtime. The cod is well battered and the chips are on but the sit down lunch is off - he can only have a takeaway. The importance of the occasion has not been lost on the local residents who have already lined the Eastern Promenade with Visit Malaysia flags in defference to our benefactor. The Christmas/New Year dip on Coney Beach might have been cancelled, but this is a worthy substitute to freeze your rocks off. There is still the small matter of the amount Vince will settle for, but negotiations are ongoing to see if we can offer him something else as well as money. Donkey rides on Coney Beach have been considered, but were decided against as he has enough donkeys at the club already. Further up dates will be issued later. Sparkey, correspondent, News at Trecco
OS pal, I know you won’t mind Masky saying this but you’re making a bit of an ass of yourself....once that happens it’s very difficult to pull out! So to speak! Manure for sale...aka bullshiite!
Could offer the services of readily available young ladies in the confines of vacant holiday homes at Costa del Trecco? Caravans for sale!!!
