http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/morton-mascot-catnapped-and-decapitated-1-2560597 This is the saddest thing I've read all day.
Heard that on the radio this morning. Apparently the manager was on super scoreboard the night it happened
Good. Greenock skanks. I hope the bold Buddies that did it were double-bagged at the time. Don't want one of these tropical diseases making their way into the toon.
The Catman actually won the "Greenock's Most Eligible Bachelor" award six times in a row. The ability to strip the meat off a rat with just your teeth is highly prized in Greenock along with such status features as: Owning more than 3 unburnt metal spoons Having left Greenock more than twice in your life Reading a newspaper which isn't the Tele = scholar status