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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by its been fun thanks :), Feb 9, 2016.

  1. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    Good for the city and the club... I won't be going though
     
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  3. Billy Death

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    She's ****ing ****e - would rather suffer white noise.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Billy Death

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    What a ****ing horror - it's enough to scare the **** out of a pit bull terrier.
    Lord have ****ing mercy. <eek>
     
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    It's what happens when air-brushers aren't there to fix yo' ****.
     
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  7. marcusblackcat

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    <doh> to anyone on here who would have before that photo!! Imagine waking up next to that? Although, for a few hundred grand.......
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

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    I saw a post on Twitter the other day that read "Hey girls, next time you pie some guy off because he's 'too ugly' remember he's not wearing make-up".

    That's the truth nowadays, girls pile so much **** on their faces from the minute they wake up, more and more if they're going on a night out, they put 'chicken fillets' in their bra's to make their tits look better, or they have boob jobs, they wear bronzer to make it look like their skin is amazing (although that fails on 9/10 girls) and they wear £300 of fake hair, that is clipped into their own scraggy ****ing mess that they've fried to death.

    Then they stand there in bars thinking they look too good for average joe, **** no, wind your neck in you ****ing filthbucket, no wonder you spend the next morning feeling like **** because the fella you tricked into thinking you were a 8/10 woke up and found out you were a 3... meanwhile, Joe went home with a kebab and had a ****.
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    Lol.
    There's a bird on xhamster introduces some of the German porn videos.
    Tight tini or summat like that. Plastic as **** marra.
    She thinks she's ****ing stunning. Personally I'd rather hump some woman I met in tesco.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    There's a bird who I am 'friends' with on facebook, I rarely use facebook nowadays, but everytime I log on she looks more and more like Pete Burns.

    She's obsessed with cosmetic surgery, she looks like a melted jack in the box.
     
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    I've always stayed well clear of lasses who wear too much make up. Not my cup of tea in the slightest.
     
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    Looks like "The camera never lies" is a lie then.
     
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    You need to stay in more Wazza.
     
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    I still would

    x
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    Feel free.
    I'll not be fighting yer. <ok>
     
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    She is fit but that picture is undeniably horrific. Never liked any of her music, neither the tunes or the girl power lyrics.
     
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