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Poor wee Gamu - never really had a chance in life

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    aw the best pal
     
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    Who or what is a ****ing Gamu?

    I'm away to search Uncle Google for that...
     
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  4. a killer whale... duh
     
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    There is no picture on my screen. Just says "aw the best pal"
     
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  6. awrite. thats ****e as it was a visual gag
     
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    <laugh> Thought it might have been something like that.

    I searched Google for Gamu and it came up with loads of X-Factor stuff
     
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    its a delightful play on word venom, parodying the similar sounding names of Gamu and Shamu <ok>
     
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  9. <laugh> thanks dougie
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    All I saw was a black lassie with a microphone. Is she going to get released back into the sea or attack one of her trainers? Be funny if she dragged Cheryl Cole under a pool of water and drowned her then escaped to sea by jumping over a wave barrier whilst a massively annoying blonde Yank kid goes "YEAH!!!"
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
    thats probably the only way you could get me to watch the x factor
     
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    You could probably get on Britain's Got Talent with that act. Mines involves burning Ant and Dec to death in a shed and calling it a tribute to the movie "Backdraft"
     
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  13. a would kid on a was a magian and get amanda up as ma glamourus assistant then saw her in half, for real.
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    You'd have to do her anyway it would take a team of six experienced and burly lumberjacks to saw that fat unlikable **** Piers Morgan in half.
     
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  15. you could just walk on and take ur clothes off and start pissin. would be alot more entertaining than a dog dancing.
     
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    <laugh> Or say you're a stand-up comedian and tell this joke:

    [video=youtube;CyKGHVA6rb0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKGHVA6rb0[/video]
     
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  17. cant listen just now. is that the 'most offensive joke ever?'
     
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    Aye, sort of. The point of it was that American comedians would all tell different versions of the joke where a vaudeville family act do disgusting stuff to each other and the the punchline is they're called "The Aristocrats".

    That South Park one is pretty rough though. It had a dad licking a babies balls and ****ing his daughter.
     
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