A good friend is looking for a garden parasol in the mighty yellow and green. I said I'd check ebay - as one does, but found nothing NCFC. I don't think the club produce them. However, I did find this - and I'm still grinning http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UMBRELLA-...essories_UK&hash=item518d4663b4#ht_6184wt_896 Each one sold is 30 seconds of Kieron Dyer's wages paid (If anyone has/knows of a City garden umbrella, could they please pm me, thanks)
All PL footballers should be stripped to the minimum wage salary, but in order to foster a culture of ambition, strikers/midfielders should be rewarded for goals and assists, defenders for tackles, and goalies for saves, each disciplinary red card should automatically result in 10 hours of community service, and the FA should tax all transfers 20% and allocate it to grass-roots clubs. TBF the salary situation is obscene, cricket for example is so far behind, where Pakistan players feel they have to fix matches for financial incentive, because the main central contract is too stingy.
That's a superb find mate! I'm only gutted it's only got a tube length of 81cms, I'm currently in the market for an 84cm one so if this baby was an inch or so longer I'd have bought a couple.
