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Poor old Oscar

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Back to jail son and don't let the cell door slam on your arse.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  3. Mind The Duck

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    That's a bit below the belt
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Stumps?
     
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    Why are Oscar's stumps only 11" long?
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Miscarriage of justice.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 3, 2015
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    Oscar told his lawyer:

    "If I blacked my face up with shoe polish, I'd be let away with this crime!"

    His lawyer replied:

    "What you doing with shoe polish?"
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I don't know, why ARE his stumps only 11" long?
     
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  9. Ciaran

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    He hasn't got a foot :huh:
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    It's a genuine question, I'm not sure and just thought you lads would know <confused>
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

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    Tbh I did not know how long his stumps actually were.
     
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  13. monacoger

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    11" mate
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    So it's harder for the bowler to bowl him out. What with that and the absolute certainty he will never be out for an LBW the ****s has got the cricket all sown up.

    Cheating murdering bastard.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 3, 2015
  15. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    LBW covers any part of the body in line with the stumps, for example, if you ducked expecting a bouncer and the ball struck you in the chest in line, the Ump can still give you out LBW.

    I know you are a sweat so fair do's.
     
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