Poogate solved

Apparently, according to Paddy McCarthy, it was the Crystal Palace coach driver who messed up their dressing room at Brighton. He supposedly wasn't well, had a bit of an accident whilst delivering their kits to the dressing room, made a bad job of cleaning up, and scarpered.

Gus not guilty.

 

Poogate - that made me chuckle.

 

Sounds like he could have done with some Danone Activia to ease his digestive transit.

 

If you are in the dressing room, supposedly quite close to the toilets, how can you accidently **** on the floor!?

 

Gustavo Poo Yet?

 

Haha

 

Dysentery?

 

I am no expert fella? However, I would be making my way any way possible to get to the bogs. Wasnt the poo in the showers? In that case maybe the coach driver did try his best.

 

Well, thank god i've never had dysentrey. shouldn't joke about stuff like that. My cousin almost died suffering from it working in India.

But I have been caught out with food poisoning. And believe me, there is very little warning time! However, I would have been delighted to have been near showers at the time, as I know I'd have gone for a full body rinse afterwards. But being a gent, I'd have hosed the place down afterwards too. not leave some random poo lying about. dirty bastard coach driver

.....maybe robby savage was hiding in the luggage compartment?

 

But how many times have we been told poyet did the poo?..

 

It's all the mags had, what will they say now?