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Poncey Fashion Victim ****s

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 16, 2012.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Do my head in. I can just about forgive it in young lads and the gays, but there was a bloke at work yesterday that I wanted to batter. Big Aussie fella, probably about the same height and build and me, but 3 or 4 years younger and with a **** hairstyle. He was dressed like one of One Direction - wearing a fleecy cardigan with a pointless little cotton circular scarf. Trouser-wise, jeans that tapered into elasticated bottoms, and the pièce de résistance:

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    No socks. It's 5 degrees outside FFS.

    Unfortunately this kind of apparel seems to be very common these days, and it sets my teeth on edge :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  2. Toby

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    Only ****s care about what other people wear <ok>
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Please tell me you don't own a pair of Toms, Toby. Please...
     
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  4. LEROY FER 10

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    Men in Ugg boots too.

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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Anything that looks identical whether it's for men and women is a major crime.
     
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  6. Toby

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    <laugh> I probably get mistaken for a tramp when peeps walk past me in the street.

    I've been wearing the same pair of jeans every day for the last 3 months <cool>
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Nowt wrong with that <ok>

    Any bloke who puts serious thought into their 'look'/'style' deserves shooting.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    I can't agree with this statement.


    I do like to attire myself well, though I'm not one for following what is deemed to be fashionable.. I've owned chinos of varying colours for years. I buy what I like not what so called celebrities wear. I have about five pairs of brogues in various shades of brown one suede pair. I also have a collection of about 15 pairs of old puma and Adidas trainers spanning the last 15 years. I actually wore some old limited edition pumas the other day, they pristene condition but it appears the sole has not aged well and big chunks of it fell off as i walked.. i was most upset by this painful turn of events. I have ten pairs of jeans suitable for any occasion.
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

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    You've got nearly as many clothes as my bird!

    I used to buy daft stuff in charity shops but would never wear it out, probably the best item is a 70s gold jacket with brown trim and the legend HONDA on the back.
     
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    I agree with Sweatband. There's nothing worng with caring about your appearance and wearing nice clothes but I hate these ****s who follow every trend going.

    There was a bloke in the pub the other night wearuing leg ins - he doesn't deserve to have the vote,.
     
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    I honestly thought they were slippers :p
     
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  12. Sweats

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    Stan you live in London though, the place is full of foreigners and fruit cakes..

    Any other place a man in tights would get lynched.. I blame that f uck Russell brand.

    Went to a club the other week it was like being on the set of towie everyone was wearing pretty much the same all with the same haircut. I got pissed an started a fight as some twat thought it funny to slap my head.. I'm thin on top and this was prior to shaving the lot off.. So I got up threw a chair at him then nutted him.. <laugh> that'll learn the fashion victim c unt to mess with a semi bald bloke.. <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> If Charles Darwin visited London now he'd have to rewrite his theory
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    I thought everyone in Manchester dressed like that.
     
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    Iv got toms and plimsoles. **** all wrong with them, though they're a complete disaster when drunkenly stumbling round in the pouring rain
     
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    If ever there was a reason not to like them...

    (And no, not because 'they're a complete disaster when drunkenly stumbling round in the pouring rain'.
     
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    <grr>
     
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  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    What a surprise.

    Men that spend too much money on "looking good" need shot. How about you ****ing do some exercise if you want to look good you lazy skinny chino wearing ****s.
     
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    Chinos are for ****s <ok> pretty much only wear jeans or sweats when not working

    And its hardly spending too much money when the plimsoles are about £20 a pair
     
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    I do work out but I'm too skinny to lift the wieghts so just go on the treadmill <wah>
     
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