PORTSMOUTH v WEST HAM NPower Championship, 14 January 2012, at Fratton Park Link to BBC Sport Prieview: This season's reverse fixture: 10 September West Ham 4-3 Pompey Last season: N/A Previous three corresponding fixtures: 26 January 2010, Premier League Pompey 1-1 West Ham 16 December 2008, Premier League Pompey 1-4 West Ham 27 October 2007, Premier League Pompey 0-0 West Ham This fixture last produced a home win on 14/10/06, Pompey 2-0 West Ham, Premier League This fixture last produced an away win on 16/12/08 (above) This fixture last produced a draw on 26/01/10 (above) Current Form (last 6 games) Pompey W3 D2 L1 F7 A4 Pts11 (7th) West Ham W2 D1 L3 F8 A8 Pts (17th) Last 6 (Home Only) Pompey W4 D2 L0 F12 A4 Pts14 (3rd) Last 6 (Away Only) West Ham W3 D1 L2 F8 A7 Pts10 (3rd) Current Odds (Thursday Lunchtime) from Skybet Pompey: 15/8 West Ham: 7/5 Draw: 23/10
I reckon the Hammers goal machine (Papa Bouba Diop), a.k.a. The Wardrobe will score for them. The ball will go in off of his Chest(of Drawers), and when he goes off injured later in the match and is rushed to hospital, Big Sam will sit by his Bedside(Cabinet), and will give him a Dressing(Table) down. Well, after all, at 6' 5", he is a Tall Boy. Come on, "furniture related" jokes are all the rage at the moment.......
Well if he is rushed to hospital he wont be in a position to come out of the closet in the changing rooms after the game Let's just hope he isn't in the chair, buying celebratory drinks on Saturday evening. He will be helped into his kit by Taffy the Butler - his Welsh Dresser
