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Pompey joke.....

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by saintrichie123, Nov 10, 2011.

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  1. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    After nearly 100 years, a team of divers from Portsmouth were amazed to find the pool on the Titanic was still full..............
     
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    saintrichie123, Nov 10, 2011
  2. Itchen North Matt

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    The making of CSI Portsmouth was cancelled when it was realised that everyone had the same DNA and nobody had dental records.
     
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    Itchen North Matt, Nov 10, 2011
  3. SaintsFan86

    SaintsFan86 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    SaintsFan86, Nov 10, 2011
  4. mossyn

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    Following the evictions from Dale Farm, the travellers have been offered an alternative site next to the St Marys Stadium.
    Furious at the thought of having dirty, smelly, inbred, thieving toe rags living right on their doorstep......... the travellers have turned the offer down
     
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    mossyn, Nov 10, 2011
  5. SaintJabie

    SaintJabie Well-Known Member

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    A hurricane recently blasted through Commercial Road causing £3,000 worth of improvements.
     
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  6. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear. Please none of this sort of rubbish, I thought this site was for the more sophisticated and intelligent supporter.
     
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    St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Nov 10, 2011

  7. saintgreg10

    saintgreg10 Well-Known Member

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    This coming from a supporter who's club play in Fratton! <laugh>
     
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  8. MAJR

    MAJR Well-Known Member

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    That's a good one

    But I dont get that one.
     
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  9. Gordon Gekko

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    You don't get that one? Saying that, did the Titanic have a swimming pool?
     
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  10. saintgreg10

    saintgreg10 Well-Known Member

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  11. MAJR

    MAJR Well-Known Member

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    Went over my head I'm afraid.
     
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  12. KingslandKate

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    Maybe you were in the deep end.
     
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    KingslandKate, Nov 10, 2011
  13. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    to be fair, that's good.
     
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    fatletiss, Nov 10, 2011
  14. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    To be truthful, the people that these travellers were worried about are only going to be there on 7th April, surely they can put up with that for one day?
     
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    SAINTDON13, Nov 10, 2011
  15. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    .. and no sign of that bloody iceberg, did it ever exist?
     
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    SAINTDON13, Nov 10, 2011
  16. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    Haha this is hilarious!

    There were even more on the old 606!
     
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    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Nov 10, 2011
  17. Chaplow's Shiny Head

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    Whats the difference between a woman from pompey and a rottwieler answer lipstick why do seagulls fly upside down over pompey because theres nothing worth ****ting on
     
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    Chaplow's Shiny Head, Nov 10, 2011
  18. PompeyLapras

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    What's the difference between Portsmouth and Barcelona?

    Barcelona aren't as good.
     
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    PompeyLapras, Nov 10, 2011
  19. Qwerty

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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot.
     
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    Qwerty, Nov 10, 2011
  20. AdamBanana20

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    Barcelona under 12's you mean lol
     
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    AdamBanana20, Nov 10, 2011
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