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Pompey are getting desperate...

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by - Doing The Lambert Walk, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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  2. MMJ

    MMJ Well-Known Member

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    ha
     
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  3. Tottonsaint

    Tottonsaint Well-Known Member

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    One way of filling the bench this season i suppose:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  4. AdamBanana20

    AdamBanana20 New Member

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    "What are those things in Gremlins called?"

    “Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?”

    "Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine."

    "I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff."

    "Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!"

    words of wisdom from a great man
    Karl Pilkington!!Legend!
     
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  5. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Would be a bargain except you still have to watch Portsmouth! Don't laugh yet..I'm sure a dapper Italian-Swiss man is thinking: interesting idea.
     
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  6. Saint Sonic

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    fave pilko quote is about jelly fish:

    "kick it....and go 'knobhead'"
     
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    Saint Sonic, Aug 2, 2011

  7. MMJ

    MMJ Well-Known Member

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    it was when i saw your avatar that i was inspired to spread these great messages
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I had a great day out at Pompey, on a stadium tour once.

    Before you all shout, "Huh, I bet that didn't take long, or, who wants a tour of a corrugated iron museum?" it was really good.

    The guy who showed us around was very humourous eg, he told us about a player, who when told he was going to be pulled off at half time, remarked that at his previous club, they only got an orange, would be just one of the ones I can print.

    We got to see all the parts of the ground that most people don't, only the player's bar was somewhere I'd been before, backstage.

    I got told off for using Milan Mandaric's private toilet, drank far too much free wine and the only boring part was the match itself.

    So I guess, fran-ML's little camera, you are sort of right!
     
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  9. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    for the record that gag is as old as the hills ..... allegedly said to Sir Alf Ramsey by Rodney Marsh
     
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  10. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    And Sir Alf never picked him again after that (so the urban myth goes).
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Oh well, it was the first time I'd heard it.

    I have led a sheltered life, you know.
     
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  12. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    It says 02:48 PM, that's OK isn't it?
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Yeah I deleted that one, but for one or two minutes it said 02:58, weird or what?!
     
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I didn't have my glasses on though!
     
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  15. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Poor eyesight probably helps doesn't it, PM? Must make life far more bearable for you. Have to say a few years back I used to take my glasses off when watching Saints:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    For years I didn't bother to put them on at all, watching Pompey.
     
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  17. Saint Karl The Bewildered

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    On the subject of having a doppelganger "how would I know which one I was?"
    Public safety information for Chameleons - "Stay green, stay in the woods and stay safe"

    More Pillky01 quotes please!

    He's got a head like a f***ing orange
     
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  18. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    I liked his comment on visiting the great Pyramids in Egypt in Idiot abroad... "They don't advertise that in the brochure, a sh***y old nappy wizzing through the air".
     
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  19. MMJ

    MMJ Well-Known Member

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    this is a rockbuster of his.... 'the jamaican fella's waving fish over his head' see if any true fan can get it
     
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  20. Saint Karl The Bewildered

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    That's got to be Detrout Spinners or in English Detroit Spinners, classic!

    How about........

    Venice it's all water, how would you describe it?
     
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    Saint Karl The Bewildered, Aug 3, 2011
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