My first chioce would be Clarence Seedorf!! Highly intelligent, perceptive, a thinker and wonderful communicator. Think he would fit in with the club's values and dreams and give us supporters what we want. Good football!! And I don't think he would "rip up trees." Failing that David Moyes and Rickie Lambert and Kelvin Davis as his assistants.
I'm going on the theory that I didn't know MP either, so logically Yakin must be good as well. Also part of me just doesn't want one of the usual suspects. I'm assuming that Reed would do the real work and pick someone who could do the job.