Poker, what a kick in the nads

Just lost a game and missed out on the money. I went all in with KK and a lassie called with K5, needless to say she hit a 9 high straight on the river and cost me £20.

 

Online poker = Male equivalent of bingo sites.

 

There's no skill in Bingo.

 

Never really played poker. Never had much luck with cards. Or mibby am just ****e at card games.

My wee brother used to play online poker all the time. Did quite well at it. Then his twins arrived and that was that

 

There's no skill in online poker.

 

Yes there is. But only by the guy who wrote the software.

 

I got banned from an online poker site for calling someone a motherfucker.

 

Am guessing they won't allow you to create an account with the name motherfucker? I would try that.

 

This was years ago. I was crap at it so used to cause mischief instead of play.

 

Was your username Miss Chief? That would have been a bit of a give away.

 

No.

 

Ok.

Cheer me up ya boot. Am fed up after finding out how much work am behind with. <violin>

 

you're a lippy basturt. Naw. Naw, a willny. **** you.

Want me to do some of it for you?

 

Some of the ****ing? Well, you can start yer enigine before I arrive, av no problem with that.

 

I don't have an enigine, whatever it is.

So are you knocking my offer back, my offer of help?

 

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If you know and can program a Raspberry Pi you can help me out by making my tea and/or coffee while I work. Mibby a wee shoulder massage. And getting under my desk to blow me. £2.50 an hour, canny say fairer than that.

 

Mmmmm raspberry pie mmmmmm

I'd do it all bar getting under your desk - for free.

Howzaboutthat?

 

Deal!

Be at my office 9am sharp on Monday.