Pointless Transfer Speculation template

I think we should sign *someone* they could bring *something* and *something* to our team. I have absolutely nothing concrete to base this on but believe *someone* would be a great addition. We can probably get them because of *something* of which I am again speculating. Wages shouldnt be a problem as I believe they are on about *something* per week and so could be suited for us, although I have no clear idea how much they are being paid other than comments in *this* paper or from *that* totally unreliable source.


Also I believe they would want to come to us as *insert NUFC players name* once said theyd *something* with *someone* so this leads me to conclude they are good friends, leading *someone* to come to us rather than *some other club.*

We really need *someone*, I have absolutely no idea how good they are but after viewing a few videos on *youtube* and seeing their stats on *Fifa* I just dont see how we can go on in life without *someone* providing the *something* in our team.

I believe we could get this player for *something* which is a figure I have pulled out of my arse.

Thoughts?

 

*totally untrustworthy source* understands that *random club - usually in CL or Europa places* have offered *random £££* for *random player* of *random player's current club*. Both clubs and *random player* are yet to comment.

 

Seems legit

 

nice one

 

I'm excited over this arrival. Sounds like he ticks all the boxes.

(I'm not entirely sure what the boxes are I refer to, but it sounded like the right thing to say)

The only reservation I have is the fee you mention. "something" seems like a lot for this type of player.

 

*something* is what we probably put on the contract for Carroll and let the Scousers fill it out themselves. Cant see any other reason behind it.