Pogba vs Mouriniho Caption Contest

Just seen this video from Sky Sports of Pogba and Mouriniho at training earlier today - what do you think Mouriniho said to Pogba?



I'll start:

Mouriniho: "Salah won the Fifa Puskas award"

 

Pogba. I would anything for love, but I won't do that.

 

Mourinho - 'Oi....your bum looks big in that'

Pogba - 'You wot?'

Mourinho - 'I said your bum looks big in that now **** off off the training pitch, ****'

 

I think Mourinho said "When I make tea I put the bag in after the water and milk"

Pogba's reaction is justified. Sicko.

 

Jose: "Your haircuts are ****ing **** you ponce ****."
Pogba: "Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?!"

 

Mourinho: "Hi Pogba"
Pogba: "I'm not gay, grow up".

 

Jose: I'm selling you to Carlisle, you useless ****.

 

Jose: I saw your gloves in the changing room earlier
Pogba: I'm going to kill you you Welsh prick.


Or

Jose: why were you doing construction work next door while I was sleeping.
Pogba:. It was 9am on a Tuesday.
Jose: I had my curtains drawn.

 

Jose: heres a Bambi sex picture I made that very vaguely can be applied to the conversation.
Pogba: what are you talking about?
Jose: in you hop. I'm the master WUM.

 

Pogba: My merc just had its MOT.

Jose: Gay!

 

Pogba....but metths is my biggest fan