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Off Topic POETRY OR PAINTING

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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Both ... seriously.
     
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    I'm not a fan of doing the hallway
     
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    Massive poofy mongo Fred.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Just needs some beards.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    O stroke young otter
    The tail so bushy
    Come hither o Megan
    Suck this little mushroom of mine
    Long for a day afield o buttercups
    Poofy Mongo lad
     
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  9. Commachio

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    Ha O Megan, I want to stroke your beaver amongst the buttercups
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    O Megan, let me row through your dripping beefy drapes avec my pink canoe.
     
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    Love Art....got an A at A level...nothing to pursue, it's just something I enjoyed..don't have the time or zest to do it nowadays.

    Poetry lol I'm Ice Cube ma niggaz.

    You're Artistic or you're not
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Megan, where forth is thy Megan.
    Down among the rugby lads. Getting spit roasted
     
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    Megan, the stars in thine eyes
    Longest cock in thine fart pipe
    Allow thy beaver to be trimmed
    So thine's kebab is open droopy
     
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    Saffy will like this thread.
     
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    Art and English Lit were the only subjects I liked at school. Wish I'd carried on painting sometimes, maybe I'll take it up when I retire.

    As for poetry - Shakespeare's the man. History's greatest poet, and greatest ever Englishman <ok>

    All the world's a stage
    The men and women merely players;
    They have their exits and their entrances,
    And each man in his time plays many parts
     
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    I think it's a disgrace the way two posters on here are talking about another posters girlfriend. No respect being showing. Slate the lad, but never ever bring his girlfriend into it. No need. Below the belt. A line has been crossed today.
     
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  17. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Neither... **** at poetry and **** painting.

    Hated painting so much I trashed the art room back in school (art teacher was a massive whiny ****), they never found out who dunnit.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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