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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Aug 18, 2011.

  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    “Sigh no more,” moron, sigh no more!
    Let laughter have voice, for a change;
    Let there be pleasure, let there be goodness;
    Be kind, be kind and be knowing!

    Let like keep with like, and no more
    Weeping; let rats dance with rats and
    Not be sorry; let laughter last
    Longer than weeping.

    And Jesus will appear to sort out
    The good rats from the rats
    That are left, and the god
    Will say with loud voice: “Be rats!

    And I will be hard with you, for all
    That you complain: may the earth
    Be sore with you upon it;
    May the earth always be in your way.”


    By K.Bates
     
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  2. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Millwall are
    ****s
    Their fans are all
    Nobheads

    Kenny Jackett looks like a
    Huge rodent
    And so does
    Neil Harris
    Though he's now moved on to greener pastures
    Which is understandable

    The Den is a huge pile of
    Steaming ****
    And London is an
    Abominable ****house full of
    Looting pikeys and cockney scum

    "Where is Bates from?"
    I hear myself asking
    "London,"
    I hear myself replying
    "That explains it then."
    What a moron.
     
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  3. Pags

    Pags Well-Known Member

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    lmfao
     
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  4. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    Neil Harris Has only got one ball,
    Is other is on Kenny Jacketts wall,
    Is brother the silly Buggar,
    Noshed him off when he was only Four :)
     
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  5. philhleeds

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    Millwall are a steaming sack of ****ing ****.

    Not every poem has to rhyme.
     
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  6. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    You'll still want us to beat hammers though
     
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