PMT (Pre-Menstrual Tension)

Nae point in asking if any of you suffer from it, even though by and large you're a shower a big fannies, but do any of your wives/girlfriends suffer from it?

About a week before my period is due, I have this rage, a proper ****ing rage, a rage that makes me want to either kill or roll up in a ball and just greet.

It's ****ing pure pish

 

Fuck off, Tuna.

You've no had the painters in since the 80's FFS.

Your minge is as dry as an Arab's sandle ya rotten auld cow.

xx

 

I've no objection to ST's explicit tranny porn, but this filth is beyond the pale.


Take your depravity elsewhere you freak. >>>> http://www.mumsnet.com/

 

Lots of orgasms ease the tension.

 

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I gave you some genuine sound advice

 

After several years of careful observation I have learned to notice the most subtle signs of impending PMT in my partner, so now (right now) when I see her wandering around the house swinging a golf club and looking for me, I make for the panic room pronto. Saves hospital bills.

 

Have some good sex

Seriously it does wonders for my misses. In fact I may be one of a few blokes who sadistically look forward to the mrs PMT.

 

Listen to me you elephant sh.it eater i will freeze water in a test tube and fu.ck you in the ass with it you vampire tampon fu.cker i couldnt give an interracial fu.ck if you object u taiwanese rent boy racist fu.cker

 

Oops wrong account

 

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No such thing.

Just an excuse for wifies to exhibit their deeply embedded psychotic tendencies.

 

Rag week? They should call it Rage Week.



See what I did there?

 

Thanks for **** all.

 

The bird takes the pill, a specific one which greatly reduces such things. She also sometimes carries on taking it when she's supposed to stop for a week in order to skip the whole thing. Guess you're not allowed to take them but then if you took it for medical rather than contraceptive reasons I guess that would be ok.

 

So it's five days of period pains, and a week of PMT.

That's 12 days in every 28 FFS.

That's the equivalent of five full months of rage a year.

I ****ing hate women.

PS. And men who pretend to be women.

 

Happy Birthday Tina.

http://www.lincolnshireecho.co.uk/Great-Grandma-celebrates-100th-birthday-stripper/story-20435666-detail/story.html

 

If that was your mum or granny you'd be so proud

 

Finally I understand why you don't want to shag any **** and no **** wants to shag you. Now I can continue with proper research and get ma Nobel prize.