Could somebody please send me a PM. I've never had one on account of not being sufficiently important or controversial and am feeling left out. Happy for them to be as offensive as you like! I thank you.
Thanks you all for the massive PM response. Five. My favourite has to be rrrrr's "happy now you ****ing moron?"
No apologies necessary, mate. I love this stuff. I have a perverse sense of humour - if you saw the first holder of the title Mrs Uber you'd understand.