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Plod save the Queen

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 8, 2014.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Heroic police officers raided houses in High (treason) Wycombe and London. Places where the Asian community seem to be running amok. Four nasty terrorist types were apprehended as they plotted to do damage to HRH Elizabeth ll.

    They are now languishing in the Tower of London and shall be hung, drawn and quartered at her maj's earliest convenience.

    GBTQ.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    *hanged, not hung
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You've been back 5 minutes and you're already spamming the place with pish posts <doh>
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Sharia law for the ****s... Then we depose the monarchy
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Huzzah, great news.
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    All you need is a beardy sandal wearing nerd with a laptop and a bag of chapati flour and a questionable browsing history and you got yourself a terrist plot.
    Dumb ****s.
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    At least I have the good grace to give the folks a wee break. You inflict pish posts on them 24/7<ok>
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    See they missed a trick there. The Lord Mayors procession would have been the ideal opportunity to show these pesky Muslamics we won't put up with their shenanigans. A few of those arrested shackled to the back of some floats and dragged through the streets would have sent out the correct message.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Thank god for the Yard
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No shortage of them in Hoxton.
     
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  11. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    There hasn't been a great Queen since Freddie Mercury.

    Anyway, I heard only this morning that Muslims receive free season-tickets for Swindon Town if they give up their devilish plots.

    Not sure I believe it, though.
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I think you're being a bit hard on Graham Norton there.

    And it's Luton Town, not Swindon.
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    A beard and tattoos ? Wow so trendy and original all of them.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That's the look SN. ****ing latte sipping DH Lawrence wannabe ****s. (quite like a latte myself mind you, but still).
     
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  15. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I always ask for a double press Latte , if the smart arse says it already comes with 2 shots i snap back put another one in then. They never ask to write my name on the cup either.
     
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  16. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    They'll only be allowed entry into Swindon's ground if they can properly negotiate the roundabout close to the stadium

    https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&r...WSOQxP6dxw9V7ZYa5n1gdOqQ&ust=1415545863321608
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ah wid.
     
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  18. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    It looks like he's got an advert for Legal and General on his right arm. What a poser.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Glasgow is full of ****s dressed and bearded/tatooed like that.
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    And the men are much the same :grin:
     
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