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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Sep 12, 2014.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    From the classic 'Also available in white' to the saucy 'I wish my wife was this filthy', there's been a host of amusing messages written in the dirt of unwashed vehicles over the years.

    What's the funniest one you've seen?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Sep 12, 2014
  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    "Stevie Wonder Cleaning Agency" was another old favourite.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 12, 2014
  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh><applause>.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Here he is catching his Christmas tip

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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 12, 2014
  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 12, 2014
  7. Ste D

    Ste D Well-Known Member

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    Back of a truck-'please no beeping,refugees sleeping'
     
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    Ste D, Sep 12, 2014
  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    On the side of an Artic. "Bulk Curry for Bradford".
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 13, 2014
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    On the side of kate and gerry's car "of course she's not in the ****ing boot".
     
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  10. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    how was your trip up north?
     
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    Tina., Sep 13, 2014

  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    "Both wife and dog are lost. Reward given for dog"
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 13, 2014
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    Fantastic Tina - thanks.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    On back of a van

    If you can read this, you are a ****
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    wait a ****ing minute, does that mean I'm a ****, or was I one anyway?
     
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    monacoger, Sep 13, 2014
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    saw one once 'george creighton is a *****phile'
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^^black
     
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