Playing the pink card to escape national service in Turkey

If an unfortunate series of events finds you enlisted in the Turkish army, you can get out of it by becoming a certified bumder.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17474967

This is a real Catch 22 situation. You either provide pictures of yourself being bummed by another man, or you end up in the Turkish army.

 

Read that last night

 

I liked the naivete of some of the questions.

You can't be gay if you like football, and you only get gay transvestites.

 

I used this excuse to break up with my ex girlfriend.

 

Women are always difficult

 

But it says you can only be gay if you receive cock rather than give it !

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What the ****

What part of the experience was terrible? Showing them the pics or posing for them in the first place?

 

You tell us, you're obviously particapting in these said photos.

 

I was ill, your dad stood in for me

 

Me and my dad stood in for you. Light weight.

 

My Greek mate has been calling the Turks ***gots for years.

 

SW6

I liked "the photos must show you as the passive partner"

 

Mental

Ergo you aren't a homosexual if you are the giver...therefore is it safe to assume that "hetero" Turkish men deem it as acceptable practice to rectally engage with other men in that scenario?

 

It's because the Turkish army are happy to know that as a 'giver' you'd have no trouble in discharging your weapon.

 

We've overlooked the 3rd person in this scenario, as there must be someone taking the photograph. That must've been an interesting discussion down the pub. 'Would you mind taking a picture of my mate bumming me so that I can get out of national service?'

 

That was SFTW while his dad bummed the conscript

 

I've been to Turkey, and I have to say for men who say they're straight they ain't half fruity