Playing away!

[MackemsRule]

No not Sunderland, me, I've been playing in General Chat.

Mainly here..
http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/38720-Creationism/page10

Have to say the God boys haven't been up too much. (Sorry Jersey )

I think us devils spawn boys have edged it.

My view on creationism pretty much covers it.

Time to lower the tone, plus I'm bored ****less.



God "There you go Adam this is the Earth it's your new home."

Adam "Bloody hell bit big just for me innit?"

God "Ungrateful ****, shut ya gob."

Adam "Not much to look at round here mate!"

God "There you go, a beautiful Sun and other Suns you can call stars at night."

Adam "WTF? all those billions and billions of stars, you could have just given me a Christmas tree with lights on!"

God "Christmas tree?"

Adam "Just made it up mate, sounded good at the time."

God "FFS!"

Adam " Oi! God. I'm bored with ****ing!"

God "No rest for the wicked, come here ya little get."

Adam "OW! whats your game? Givvus me rib back."

God takes the rib and incants the magic words "Izzywizzyletsgetbizzy"

God "There you go this is Eve."

Adam "Could have gave her bigger tits and Rachel Riley's arse."

God " Twat!"

Years pass and Cain and Abel arrive and grow up.

Adam "Oi, Abel get the **** off your Mam you perv!"

Abel " Sorry Dad, but at least I'm not an uphill gardener like Cane!"

 

[billofengland]

sorry. mackem, but who let these ****ers breath, they should be doing it on the barcode site, after all they believe Keegan is the messiah deluded twats.

 

[MrRAWhite]

I've just put my own views forward on that thread...

 

[MackemsRule]

Fun while it lasted the flamers are in now though

 

[MackemsRule]

sorry. mackem, but who let these ****ers breath, they should be doing it on the barcode site, after all they believe Keegan is the messiah deluded twats.

Aye mate I was tempted to mention the Messiah but didn't want it to denigrate into a footy slang fest.

 

[Commachio]

MR, just had a look at your link, wtf, i couldn't understand a bleeding thing, thank fook they're not on this board.

biggy if you are here have a look, think you may just find your new forum,

 

[MackemsRule]

MR, just had a look at your link, wtf, i couldn't understand a bleeding thing, thank fook they're not on this board.

biggy if you are here have a look, think you may just find your new forum,

hahaha Biggy wouldn't last 2 minutes in there, even the God fearing folk would rip him a new one.