I was in the Members Lounge at Ibrox a few weeks ago and after the game this guy approached me with his son who I'd say was around 15. "Awrite John, any chance of a photo with you?" "John? John who? I laughed "Aw come on tae **** Bomber and stop messin about" He said, The 4 guys I was with burst out laughing and his son looked totally embarrassed as he knew his Dad had ****ed up. "Och, jist geez a photie way yae anywiye" he said. Was funny as **** but then it was probably one of those ones where you had to be there. Been told on quite a few occasions I look like Chic Charnley as well but I'll stick with Bomber for obvious reasons please log in to view this image
When i was younger, I used to get my hair shaved a bit close to the wood but I was always told I look like a young Vinny jones please log in to view this image
Oh, sorry...'He' didn't know that....Oh didn't 'HE' Was this while he was hammering into your ****e pipe <blueoysterbarpickupastrangerbykiddingonyourafootballermuir>
