Player Ratings

I cudnt get 2 the match tonight even tho I wanted 2 - cudnt get a babysitter

Watchd it on the box (****in wish Sam Allardyce wasnt on)

Here are how I think our players played:

Tim Krul - 7 - Did nothing wrong, did 1 or 2 good saves, I like him

Danny Simpson - 7 - Solid, nothing outstanding but solid
Mike Williamson - 7 - Started off sloppy but won lot of headers
Fabricio Coloccini - 8 - Brilliant player, love him to bits
Jose Enrique - 7 - Very good, guna have to get a gudden to replace him

Joey Barton - 7 - Excellent 1st half, but in 2nd he didnt do 2 much
Cheik Tiote - 9 - Man of match, best defensive mid in Premiership
Danny Guthrie - 6 - Didnt do 2 bad, but he doesnt deserve any higher IMO
Jonas Gutierrez - 7 - He is a class act, wish he scored

Shola Ameobi - 5 - ****ing mingin, we need strikers!
Peter Lovenkrands - 6 - Did OK, we lacked firepower

SUBS
Nile Ranger - 6 - Wasnt on long, never really got a touch
Stephen Ireland - 6 -Tempted to give him 7 but didnt do that much, defo a class act

 

Krul - 8 - Did nothing wrong and made great saves from Rooney & Hernandez

Simpson - 7 - Did well, some times isolated, didn't see much of him in attack though understandable given United's speed
Williamson - 7 - Was a bit suspect a couple of times but again did well overall
Coloccini - 9 - What a day to mark Coloccini day, almost faultless performance
Enrique - 7 - Was his usual self. nuff said.

Barton - 7 - First half was brilliant, especially his balls in. Second half he dies away a bit.
Tiote - 9 - MoM, What else can you say?
Guthrie - 8 - Did his job well, wasn't the weakness I thought he would be
Jonas - 8 - Class, had O'Shea in his pocket, final ball was lacking though

Ameobi - 6 - Didn't do much, especially in the air.
Lovenkrands - 7 - Better than his normal self, didn't have much support.

Ranger - 5 - Never really got a touch.
Ireland - 6 - Didn't really get involved too much.

 

Guthrie was OK but IMO sum of his passes wer bad and I reli dont rate him tbh

 

Guthrie was one of the best players on pitch man!

 

Ye he did well but ya no wen ya jst reli dnt lyk a player. I neva hav liked him but fair play, think 7 at the most for him - not an 8. He wasnt tht gud

 

He deserved an 8 I reckon, him and Tiote bossed that midfield today!

 

Guthrie MOTM for me. Williamson a generous 4. He was comeplete ****e man.

 

Ye I was bit nervus with Williamson. But he did win headers. Think he will be no mor than back up next year

 

i love Guthrie and thought he was great but Collo for MOTM for me. Especially cos it's COLLO DAY

 

Guthrie was near excellent IMO. Strong performer today indeed. Definitely good enough to have on the bench and with a run of games he's starting to look like the player we know from the Championship. Fresh, young, energetic, box-to-box, hard-working and technically gifted.

 

What the **** does that actually say

 

I used Google Translate

 

Translation for the old men reading
Yeh he did well but you know when you just don't like a player? I have never liked him but fair play, I think 7 at the most for him, not an 8, he wasn't that good

does that help grandads

 

Tim Krul - 8 - Great saves and great confident game all round.

Danny Simpson - 7 - Good game.
Mike Williamson - 6.5 - Good but not amazing.
Fabricio Coloccini - 8 - Fantastic, on Coloccini day too!
Jose Enrique - 7 - Solid, gave them no chance.

Joey Barton - 7.5 - Great first half especially.
Cheik Tiote - 8.5 - Great performance as usual.
Danny Guthrie - 7.5 - Really great effort but the odd duff pass here and there.
Jonas Gutierrez - 8.5 - Fantastic runs and tackles, some dodgy passing but some good too.

Shola Ameobi - 4 -Miserable. Would rather have my grandma up front.
Peter Lovenkrands - 7 - Good effort.

SUBS
Nile Ranger - 6 - Did nothing.
Stephen Ireland - 6.5 - Promising debut, some nice touches but didnt see all that much.

 

WTF!?! Williamson and Guthrie were our best players. Williamson didn't put a foot wrong!

 

Agree, I was impressed with Guthrie, he's starting to look good now he's getting a decent run in CM

 

I'm 18 but I demand the use of full english because my brain just can't translate this text language

 

Tim Krul - 8 - Good performance and some vital saves, should be in contention for starting next match imo.

Danny Simpson - 6.5 - Decent performance, but got caught out a few times, especially after charging forward, plus could have cost us the game with his trailing leg
Mike Williamson - 7 - Another decent performance, did very well knocking back long balls, but went to ground too often with players onrushing
Fabricio Coloccini - 8 - Coloccini Day
Jose Enrique - 7 - Good performance and trickery to dominate left wing in first half

Joey Barton - 7 - Good game, but suffering from our lack of decent targetmen
Cheik Tiote - 9 - Tioté.
Danny Guthrie - 8.5 - Very good performance, actually had me worried when he got hurt after 40 mins
Jonas Gutierrez - 8 - Terrorised O'Shea all day

Shola Ameobi - 6 - Earned some useful free-kicks, but he's no Amy in the air, defenders had him under control
Peter Lovenkrands - 8 - Did everything we could want from him... Apart from finish

SUBS
Nile Ranger - 6.5 - Drew Vidic blood, not much else
Stephen Ireland - 7 - Looks sharp and made some potentially dangerous runs in his little time on the pitch, more of the same please

 

You must of missed Williamsons lunge outside the box then.....

 

And the one where Krul saved from Rooney, another lunge.