Hello, My name is Anthony and i am an 18 year old lad from Bury St. Edmunds, Suffolk. I am currently looking for a club to join whilst i am at University. I will be studying at University Of Central Lancashire in Preston for four year and want to play football on a Saturday or be part of a team that competes in a Saturday league. I was wondering if you club was looking for a promising Striker that can play Right Mid as well? Thanks for your time and good luck for the upcoming season Reeven14
Hi tony, can i call you tony? I manage a local football team near preston pans. I am Scottish so you know i am a good manager. I currently require a right mid for my subbutteo team. I have access to a shrink ray so what i propose is we encase your feet in concrete so you have the correct rounded base then i will blast you with my shrink ray so you are the right size. Actually now i think about it you might be better as a goal keeper as my current goallie cant move his arms. I understand you might be apprehensive about playing in goals for the first time but i am confident your ability to move your arms will help massively as the rest of the goal keepers in my league are inhibited by their lack of movable arms. In terms of payment I can offer you your future (shrunken) weight in M&M's Im sure you realise the gravitas of the opportunity i am offering and look forward to hearing from you in due course. Yours Sincerely Kim xxx
dont fall for it reeven, i went along to be a goalkeeper on kims team and all he did was stick a brush handle up my arse , and as for his shrink ray its just spunk from his tiny korean cock
I'm from Preston and often need someone to play FIFA11 against does this count if so it would be great to meet you I can also bake
Aww man didn't see you there first this Tony guy sure is lucky especially if you give him the brush treatment
Hi, my name's Jonathon and I am here to help you, don't listen to that flaming bigot Kim and do what you know is right - join us http://www.watchtower.org/ Thank you.
