player investigation

the crime team investigating corruption within english football have been astonished to find sunderland arn't actually throwing there games!

 

It's the ref/tea lady/bin men's fault

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It's always' the tea lady's fault.

He needs to have a word with Pards to see where he can get some new gnashers.

 

Is it bad that I have some sympathy with Sunderland fans? Not in them saying that everything is going against them, because it isn't, bar perhaps a bit of luck, but in so much as I've always wondered why the Premier League is apparently so clean, where nearly all other top level sport has it's dark secrets... I mean, how can possibly the world's most watched sport and league, and the one subsequently most attractive to betting punters, be whiter than white (Woah Tash, metaphorically, before this turns into a race debate again)...

I do think the premier league will eventually be shown to be as corrupt as the rest of them, and to a massive extent, but probably not in the manner of a conspiracy against the second best North East side...

 

Tash doesn't seem to be about for some reason. Don't know if Girlzilla has put her foot down on him, or maybe something else down on him. Either way it must be pretty painful.

 

Tash has had to be extra careful not to make mistakes... I reckon he's still at work now, staring at the screen like the terminator scanning for errors.

He's probably inherited pecks because not being able to drink has effected the plumpness around his moob area. #studmuffin

 

The size of his man mounds, he will need to live in a gym for a year.

 

They must have him chained to his desk if he can't get on not606.

 

I know one thing that won't need a workout

 

Yes, it is bad.
What next, you never know where it could end.

 

Marrying one of them? Billy?

Sure I can satisfy a horse with a decent fisting like many a geordie, but I'd like to think I have some standards...