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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Am off to the Plate tomorrow for the horses and to see Madness. Apparently we’re not allowed to bet on Madness and which songs they’ll be singing so anyone with some expertise in the field got any tips for the horses tomorrow?

    I promise I won’t share the inside info with anyone else and you’re guaranteed at the next meet up that Jak will buy you a thank you drink.

    :)
     
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  2. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Just pick the one on the nicest suit
     
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  3. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Stamina will be key, so just make sure the horses you back, have the Wings of a Dove.
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    1EAE2316-84DE-4E10-B8A4-A5AFE7192254.gif
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    and remember, at your age, don't be prancing around too much, or you'll be either an Embarrassment or have a Cardiac Arrest.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Pick the horse with 4 legs.
     
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  7. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Is there a horse called Mr right , androminan, panthro, captain chaos, santas eyebrow, mr tiote, Korton, eyore or captain USA?
     
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  8. JakartaToon

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    There is one called “Sell all our best players and get relegated’” I am sure you would bet on that.
     
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    Very busy , expensive day How comes my brother in law , can pay no entry fee , take his own beer etc at the Epsom derby Get to watch top horse racing as well
     
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  10. JakartaToon

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    Its a public right of way. Same at York Races - the land in the middle if the track is a Public commons. Anyone can go on to watch.
     
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  11. leez

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    Watching on the tv. Still the same shack as it was 25 years ago. About time it was done out mind Nevermind a all weather track Really out dated compared to other tracks
     
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  12. Santaseyebrow

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    Why isn't this on the horse forum
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Me

    2 wins

    2 seconds

    1 third

    In 8 races.

    Little Wifey

    2 wins

    2 seconds

    2 thirds

    In 8 races

    And we didn’t back the same horse as each other in any race. So

    4 wins

    4 seconds

    3 thirds

    In 8 races

    Should have taken this up professionally.

    :emoticon-0103-cool:

    And Madness were madddddd.

    :emoticon-0169-dance
     
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  14. Santaseyebrow

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    All the horses were named after my accounts
     
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  15. Ben 10

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    Who Dares Wins :afro:

    Denzil my san
     
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  16. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    A little late but better late than never...<doh> wonder if the Bookies will take that bet now??

    Fortunately my little Wifey knew you were going to say that one and that was one that she picked!!! <diva>
     
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    You've only got yourself to blame. He who dares, wins. He who hesitates, don't
     
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