Plastic UTD Fans

Season tickets sell out in record time

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...r-United-season-tickets-sell-record-time.html


But dont worry you can still get your season tickets for ££££, Pool and Chavbus

 

You need to put this on the Chelsea board under the heading "Another Record Broken"

 

I assume you mean Hartlepool. Liverpool season tickets for 2015/16 sold out 16 years ago and even the waiting list is now closed.

 

Looks like you're never going to make it to Anfield.

 

does he know were the place is?

 

Or you to Old Trafford.

 

I suspect I have been to OT more times than you've been to SB. In fact I suspect I've been to SB more times than you have!

 

So you have the money from 16 years of future ticket sales in your bank? Get it spent on some good players so the people who paid it can have something to watch

 

Where is your season ticket this year?

How much was it? Does it include cup games?

 

Nah doubt it. I suspect you ain't been to many games at all. Just a hunch.

 

Well I suspect that........*sigh*.
This could last a long time guys.
I mean, I could say that I have been to over 1000 games and none of you would have any way of knowing if I was talking **** or not.
(note, I am, its more like between 100-200)

 

No one had posted on this since last Thursday yet you still felt the need to step in and bless us with your wisdom.

 

Didn't notice the date.....twat

 

I cant afford to buy a season ticket, I will stick to being an armchair fan

 

A good lesson for you to pay more attention in future.

 

You're just jealous because I have been to more matches than you

 

You can still be an ardent fan if you post your every thought on Twitter and upload videos on here telling us what you think of Paddy McNair's haircut.

 

He was far too busy attending Chelsea games to post before then

 

The only game we've played since Thursday was in Sydney at the ANZ stadium.....needless to say, I didn't go.
Weird thing was that even though we were the away team, our name came up first.
it was Chelsea 1- 0 Sydney FC. But we were the away team?! My world has crumbled.

 

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