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Plastic Off : Semi Final

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Apr 10, 2022.

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Who makes the Plastic off final ?

  1. Luvgonzo

  2. BobbyD

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    With Welshie the flip flopping Scandi ****, who supported three different sugar daddy clubs in one calendar year, taking an unassailable lead against Sucky the plassy mock scouser. It's clear that he wins a place in the final.

    So who does he face ?

    SEMI FINAL

    Luvgonzo

    A Welshman who lives nowhere near Liverpool (not even one of those fake Scousers from North Wales) and instead of going to watch his team, would prefer to drink the entire contents of his neighbours drinks cabinet, sat in his wingback chair with his headphones on, whilst his in-laws gather round the organ to listen to synthaziser versions of Welsh male choir classics. He's never been to a game, and when questioned he responded '**** that ****, I'd rather sit here, drink this nice bottle of Rum and use my air pistol to fire pop shots at the neighbours cat when he tries to **** on my patio'

    Versus

    BobbyD

    Secret ex triad member with links to an international fortune cookie smuggling cartel. BobbyD was sent to England possibly as a mole to try and steal Pasty recipes to give to the Chinese. As part of his cover story, he was told to pick a football team to try and blend in. Bobz picked a club run by another crook (recently ousted) and tried to convince everybody that he was a genuine Chelsea fan. Rumour has it that he has a poster of Frank Lampard in his undercrackers on his bedroom wall. A plassy Chav who is more likely to be seen in DFS paying for a new sofa for his old dear that at an actual football match.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've been to loads of games and sat on my hands in many an away end supporting my team. Recent years it's cost that has stopped me. Get me outta this ****.

    Nailed on winner now I know.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    a bit baffled as to why we are already at the semi final n final stage?

    this place is full of plastics

    then again

    we don’t even need a final

    give it to Welshie
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Very difficult to vote for anyone when they up against a Chav…any chav…even if it’s my favourite chav

    chavs have been enjoying plastic glory for nearly 20 years
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    you won my vote.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sympathy post <rose>
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    haven’t seen one of these for ages
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    pinkie pussied out of obvious wum attempt

    coward

    went for Bobby and Luv ffs. two cats he knows wont give a ****
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Not voting cos its rigged
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just thought it might drag on a bit otherwise.

    If you’re not happy you can email the event organisers at

    [email protected]
     
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  11. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    <wah>
     
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  12. Bumps

    Bumps Well-Known Member

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    Email Bounced back ?

    also Is luv a chap ? Always thought he was a girl - in fact I am sure I have asked this before ??
    I always thought luvgonzo was a euphemism for loving cock (cause gonzo had a nose shaped like..)

    either way Luvgonzo is one of the best posters on here so can’t vote for they

    not sure they works <laugh>
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm more of a "They".
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    It's you that keeps the salt in the fridge too init?

    Bipolar luv spends his day mentally arguing with himself. Having 27 accounts on here probably hasn't helped tbh.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm down to 2 now. Rehab helped.
     
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  17. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    @luvgonzo get my vote because he's Welsh and I'm feeling Welshist today! <ok>



    / I actually love Wales, but in the mood to be Welshist.
     
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  18. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    I voted for Luv. A good lad, even though he supports the vermin. <laugh>
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Then vote for the other guy I don't want this ****.
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Luv seems a bit arsed about it so he gets the vote
     
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