With Welshie the flip flopping Scandi ****, who supported three different sugar daddy clubs in one calendar year, taking an unassailable lead against Sucky the plassy mock scouser. It's clear that he wins a place in the final. So who does he face ? SEMI FINAL Luvgonzo A Welshman who lives nowhere near Liverpool (not even one of those fake Scousers from North Wales) and instead of going to watch his team, would prefer to drink the entire contents of his neighbours drinks cabinet, sat in his wingback chair with his headphones on, whilst his in-laws gather round the organ to listen to synthaziser versions of Welsh male choir classics. He's never been to a game, and when questioned he responded '**** that ****, I'd rather sit here, drink this nice bottle of Rum and use my air pistol to fire pop shots at the neighbours cat when he tries to **** on my patio' Versus BobbyD Secret ex triad member with links to an international fortune cookie smuggling cartel. BobbyD was sent to England possibly as a mole to try and steal Pasty recipes to give to the Chinese. As part of his cover story, he was told to pick a football team to try and blend in. Bobz picked a club run by another crook (recently ousted) and tried to convince everybody that he was a genuine Chelsea fan. Rumour has it that he has a poster of Frank Lampard in his undercrackers on his bedroom wall. A plassy Chav who is more likely to be seen in DFS paying for a new sofa for his old dear that at an actual football match.
I've been to loads of games and sat on my hands in many an away end supporting my team. Recent years it's cost that has stopped me. Get me outta this ****. Nailed on winner now I know.
a bit baffled as to why we are already at the semi final n final stage? this place is full of plastics then again we don’t even need a final give it to Welshie
Very difficult to vote for anyone when they up against a Chav…any chav…even if it’s my favourite chav chavs have been enjoying plastic glory for nearly 20 years
pinkie pussied out of obvious wum attempt coward went for Bobby and Luv ffs. two cats he knows wont give a ****
Just thought it might drag on a bit otherwise. If you’re not happy you can email the event organisers at [email protected]
Email Bounced back ? also Is luv a chap ? Always thought he was a girl - in fact I am sure I have asked this before ?? I always thought luvgonzo was a euphemism for loving cock (cause gonzo had a nose shaped like..) either way Luvgonzo is one of the best posters on here so can’t vote for they not sure they works
It's you that keeps the salt in the fridge too init? Bipolar luv spends his day mentally arguing with himself. Having 27 accounts on here probably hasn't helped tbh.
@luvgonzo get my vote because he's Welsh and I'm feeling Welshist today! / I actually love Wales, but in the mood to be Welshist.