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Plastic off : Round 1

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Apr 5, 2022.

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Who's the biggest plastic telly clapper

  1. Sucky

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  2. Bluey

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Plastic armchair telly clappers **** off

    Round 1

    Sucky v Blueman

    In the Red corner: Sucky van smokey dope. Plastic scouse supporting kid aged 40 from West London. Sells Heroin to kids to fund his weed habit and Xbox subscription.

    In the Blue Corner : Bluey the old fud. Plymouth dwelling plastic Chav ****. Prone to taking frequent holidays when the heat gets turned up.

    Who's the biggest plastic. Winner stays on
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Can see this thread getting abuse.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    What's further from the other is a good start i think.

    Liverpool and london or London and Plymouth?
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    **** off luv
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    A quick google maps shows they're about the same distance when driving
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's not what it's designed for, so please don't drag it down into the gutter

    Thank you please <ok>
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ok

    How about when we started following each team.

    Im About 92/94

    Youll have to taje into account bluey has a good 60 years on me and do the maff
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ok i got it.

    The winner is the one who lives closer to the other ones adopted team.

    Im about 15/20mins bop from the bridge
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I think that Bluey should be given a chance to respond before you write the entire rule book

    the king has declared it.
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Pinkie really shouldve had these guidelines down before tbh.

    I have to do everything ffs:bandit:
     
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    Yep, need a defence submitted from each candidate to prove why they aren't the biggest plassy telly clapper
     
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    cba
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Oh...

    I thought this exercise was to get bluey to admit hes as much a plastic telly clapper as i am.

    Will have to adjust my strategy accordingly
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    Well we'll need to hear the for and against argument bro

    Then the streets will decide.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    My vote is in, not even a contest this one.
     
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  16. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    TBF, Sucky wears it like a badge of honour!
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    It's a bit of a landslide right now.
     
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    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    I support a club from where I was born. You don't. Thats all.
     
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Pinkie fuked up with his op.

    Jizzed far to early shoulda held discussions at rebelmen HQ 1st<laugh>
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    So you say mate. so you say<whistle>
     
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