Had a very stressful time of late what with work, personal life and being hounded by various debt agencies. Leading to numerous health problems, both physically and mentally. So I'm glad it is the weekend. Got my daughter and shall be perusing The International Street Market on Union Terrace, always a great experience apart from the bastarding seagulls. Flying ****in rats should be shot. Then round to the folks for our tea. Anyway what are you all up to this weekend? Well it's Friday and it's nice to be nice. Have a nice time y'all.
I'm going to sit in a darkened room and have as many ****s as possible on Saturday then attempt to beat that score on Sunday. Really looking forward to it.
Good for you Venom. Sounds idyllic. I'm away to make a cup of tea and have a biscuit. Abernethy, lovely.
Got a freebie ticket from the nieces' school to watch London Broncos play tomorrow and should be back in time for the footie. On Sunday I'm going to a Holy Communion and will doubtless have a beer or two.
Are there two games on tomorrow Dan? Article in the Evening Distress today "UEFA monitors Aberdeen tie over match fixing fears in Latvia". I'm assuming they mean they will be very suspicious should we actually win.
Yes ER - the Charlatans vs Augusto Pinochet's memorial XI at 5 PM and the Coffee growers versus the cannibals at 9PM
Ah sorry - I always think of Colombia as the coffee growers and they're playing Uruguay. Ok - the Cocaine barons vs the cannibals is on at 9PM tomorrow
My mate Nasir has asked me to join him and ten of his Somalian mates taking shots of this auld divorcee fae Peterculter. Apparently, she's been under-serviced her whole adult life and is an absolute hell demon with a few boabies in her. Looking forward to it
She loves the black boabie so she does. Only way I could get a blowjob out of her was by smearing marmite on my tadger and sticking it through her infamous gloryhole.