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  1. joe harts dance instructor

    joe harts dance instructor Member

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    Tonight watch telly.Tomorrow work, soccerball then a mates 25th.Sunday watch the soccerball.
     
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    joe harts dance instructor, Dec 2, 2011
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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    final harry potter is out today so get that after work take it up to the gfs and watch that, staying with her tonight then havent made any plans for the rest of the weekend
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Tragically, this is what I'm doing as well.<mightgiveMonaco'sbumtechniquearunthrough>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 2, 2011
  4. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Saturday: think about sex with underage girls, have a ****, get pissed.
    Sunday: See above
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 2, 2011
  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You watchin' one of the earlier Harry Potter films then?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 2, 2011
  6. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Yep when she was aged 10-11 mmmmmmmmm
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 2, 2011
  7. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    That's a bit rude - don't you think Ian will get upset if you try anything with his girl ?
     
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    alwaysright, Dec 2, 2011
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I'm near sure some of the stuff Huth posts could carry some kind of charge <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 2, 2011
  9. The Howling Skull

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    <laugh> For **** sake Huth.

    <Glitter>
     
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    The Howling Skull, Dec 2, 2011
  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Why will she bring a battery?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 2, 2011

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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I've had my eye on my brother's Golden Labrador for a good while now and he's asked me to look after it while he's out of town for a couple of days. This is the chance I've been waiting for to give it a right good bumming.

    Disclaimer: If there are any union leaders reading the above, this is what's known as a joke and is intended for comedic purposes only. No dog rape will take place at my brother's gaff this weekend. Thank you.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 2, 2011
  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I'm already hung over so.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 2, 2011
  13. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    When i was about 12, i went to help my dad out at his sisters, she wanted the garden turfing, they had a Golden Retreiver, best ****ing gobble i have ever had <ok>
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 2, 2011
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    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Into town and get drunk then just see what happens, if I'm lucky I might get dragged down a dark alley and raped <fingerscrossed>
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Dec 2, 2011
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    eddieveeee New Member

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    ill be up the toon the night

    <uregettinraped>
     
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    eddieveeee, Dec 2, 2011
  16. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Where abouts you going? We could at least meet up for a drink first so you can spike my drink

    If we're gonna do it then lets do it right
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Dec 2, 2011
  17. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I will be returning my Cowon X7 media player because they ****ing sent me a faulty one <grr>
     
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    Sam Axe, Dec 2, 2011
  18. The Howling Skull

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    Is that gay code for "a right good bumming"? <whistle>
     
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    The Howling Skull, Dec 2, 2011
  19. Sam Axe

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    No, it's serial killer code for 'I will kill every last **** on not606'.
     
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    Sam Axe, Dec 2, 2011
  20. Erik

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    Might have sex with some Micronesian babies.
     
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