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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Anyone watching this just now or seen it at the flicks? The Tim Burton remake - what a pile of dogs doings. I know Chuck Heston is a twat with his views on gun lobbying in USA but the original one was far better. **** me, time to turn the news on methinks.
     
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  2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Heston had the right idea

    Laws against weapons only benefit criminals

    It is not the weapon that is the problem, it is the person
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jul 4, 2013
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    As Chuck Heston would say...

    Get your stinking paws off me you damn durty muslim <grr>
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Both films were ****e.
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Bollocks.

    Gun related Homicides per 100,000 population:

    USA 3.6
    UK 0.04

    You're 90 times more likely to be shot by a nutter with a gun in the US.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate
     
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  6. Mick

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    Switzerland 0.52 - with liberal gun laws, and until recently the Swiss Government actually issued every adult man under 30 with a state gun (in case the Germans get petulant again <whistle>).

    The Yanks are more deadly with guns because they have a culture of machoness, especially in the southern states - the same ego culture that was prevalent in Europe during the middle ages, where every **** would challenge each other to gun duels over harmless slights of each other's character.
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Switzerland is an extremely boring and repressed place and can be ignored as an outlier.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    You should be shot for that. It's machismo!
     
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  9. Mick

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    Google Chrome had it underlined as red, but I didn't care - because that's the way I roll.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have a theory that the Americans like guns because they live in a state of perpetual fear based on the racial memory of the genocide they perpetuated to get the country followed by the enslaving of others to help them build it.

    That's whit a hink anyway.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Why would the Swiss need guns for cuckoo clocks and cheese?
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The Swiss. Neutral bastards.
     
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    The Swiss have one of the highest rates of bestiality in the world. Something like 10% of the population actually admitted to it <yikes>
     
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  15. Toby

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    At least when we book ER his Dignitas ticket he'll be able to keep himself busy in his final days <peacedove>
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The hills are alive with the sound of...
     
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  17. Mick

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    The Germans have a pro-Beastiality pressure group, Zoophile Engagement for Tolerance and Information (Zeta)

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20523950
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ride a white swan?
     
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