Places to drink near WHL...

Afternoon all, noob here...

Any idea where might be best to drink around WHL this Sunday? I've read that all the local pubs have closed down now?

Ta

 

Welcome on board Jay. I've been in the Coach and Horses before.. just a short walk up the high road. They put on a beer tent to extend the premises on match day and they normally welcome away fans.

 

That's great - thanks a lot for your advice

 

All I ever see in London are stinky trendy bars... where all the patrons are called Hermione, Autumn, Blakey, Buckingham etc etc

They sit there gargling laughter out of their horsey faces, swilling their red and spitting their ignorance because they're at University and their parents donated the east wing so they're set for life, despite the fact the only time the two neurons limping around the vacuous empty chamber they call a cranium connect results in them shagging a similar horsey-face Mommy-loving cousin like the lecherous Putin-sympathizers they are, before they inanely chortle at the struggles of the lower-class scum on Jeremy Kyle for engaging in precisely the same activity (only not in Chelsea), and ultimately devolve through Homo Afrensis and Homo Habilis, back through our splitting from the chimps, then apes, then mammals, back past our two-celled organism ancestors, and start rutting at each other with barely discernible grumblings similar to the tones of a baby being sucked cock first into a blender, the content of which, one can only infer, is in reference to the "cuteness" of the jumper sported by the miniature Chihuahua residing in their handbag. Ugh.

If you're an Anthropologist, I can thus suggest several exceptional watering-holes. For a bit of normal civility, I suggest staying in Newcastle where it's safe and the only distraction is perhaps a Karen or a Tracy, 50 years old, smelling like she's been smoked by a cigarette (rather than the other way around) and painted a colour that reminds you strongly of your last cheap getaway to Magaluf...