Every paper you look at these days is raving about Pippa Middleton and her 'rear'. Am I missing something here? She's Hooray Henry totty but not that good-looking and not particularly well-endowed in the fun-bag department, her arse isn't in the Jennifer Lopez class so give me a 'real woman' any day!
ANO!!! My missus was going on about her too, but IMO shes not a patch on Kate. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to sling her a length, but she's hardly date rape material.
erm... that's what I said, just that I wouldn't break into her house at night just to smell her pants.
As she has been on TV I am duty bound by a pact made at college to pump her and take pics should we ever meet. She is unspectacular though.
Pippa and Kate are both pretty ordinary IMO. I reckon the big fuss is just because all the rest of the Royal Family are throw-up ugly and have been for centuries.
She's about a 7/10, I'd never say no, but any walk down the average high street and you should see far nicer.
It's propoganda plain and simple. Anything that shows the Royal leeches in a good light will be fed to us slack jawed morons by the press who are being operated like glove puppets.
All the royals are butt ugly ****ers, its the in breeding as for Pippa mddleton, she's nowt special, nice arse when she bent over, and i'd lend her one ...if she asked nicely.
