Off Topic Pick a player

scenario: you get into an argument with two fellas and they obviously want a bit of bother.

You get to pick one footballer from any era to be your back up. Who would it be?

My pick - Big Sam

 

Duncan Ferguson.

Mad as a hatter.

 

Oh good call, I forgot about that crazy bastard. Mad as a box of frogs that boy.

 

If it has to be a safc player, maybe Bardo.

 

Well big Sam was once so I'm good there. Quite an intimidating fella in his prime like.

 

Kaboul is no waif.

 

True, big lad. Tell you who looked like you wouldn't want to **** around with him, Lorik Cana. The fact he was from Albania or Serbia or in that area is enough to make me think he was mental.

 

True.

Another non safc player. Curtis Woodhouse. Boxing champ also.

 

Big bad Sess. The way he flattened that nasty Mr Tiote.

 

Wet paper bag with holes in springs to mind

 

What about Keano or Vinnie Jones?

 

John Kay
Kevin Ball
Phil Bardsley

I'd stand next to any of them lads

 

Them 3 are good shouts. I'm gonna have to get me thinking cap on

 

Charlie Hurley. It's rumoured he was made of concrete.

 

Joe Bolton.

 

Vergini, his smile alone would diffuse any situation.......

 

Luis Suarez, nom nom nom.

 

Billy Whitehurst

 

Going back to when I first watched the Lads George Aitken or Jimmy Scoular from the Skunks

 

****ing good shout that mate.