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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Jul 20, 2020.

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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Nearly forgot.

    In line with another thread, this one is ****e you've bought on line.

    Pics of the good, rubbish and ludicrous.

    @Suckmyklopp could even win this.
     
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    Chief, Jul 20, 2020
  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Bought this ‘shockproof’ phone case off eBay the other day, dropped my phone yesterday and voila

    ffs

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    PINKIE, Jul 20, 2020
  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Lol
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It was a new phone an' all :(
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Will cost you bowt 40 quid that
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Got a quote for £70 today, sacked that off and bought a new screen for £20. I'll fit it myself <ok>
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    That’ll go well. Guaranteed.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I've changed a screen on an iphone before, it's not a massive job.

    Watch me **** this up now lol .
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Okay this is about as bizarre and **** as it gets.

    ordered a cheap head torch from eBay and got this in the post instead

    Wtf ?


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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    starlight ffs.
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    IMG_20200722_110039_copy_2448x1380.jpg
     
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  12. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Not really bothered about your sex toys tbh Schlem
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    It's not a sex toy. Really, it isn't.
    It does give relief though :bandit:
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Is there a prize for the winner, because I’ve got another ****ing belter here.

    ordered a Bose soundlink mini ii off eBay and the ****ing shyster **** has sent me this fake ass counterfeit piece of ****

    plastic case, light as a feather, no charging dock, ****ty plastic buttons, sounds like ****

    ffs


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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Its for your manky witch feet innit?
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    You're not wrong. Keep it under my desk at work. Instant relief for my manky witch feet. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    .
     
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  18. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Neat trick.

    I've never been flexible enough.

    My dogs on the other hand, ****in doddle.
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    if I can find another inch I'll be able to suck myself off
     
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  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    He’s literally hanging himself live on the forum ffs.

    Richard Keys has blood on his hands.
     
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